Sunday, May 23, 2010

How to use VODKA in home except for drinking...

vodkas

I know I might have dampened your enthusiasm that you might have experienced on reading the word vodka. But, I figured today that vodka could be used in other constructive ways as well, not that drinking is not. However, the uses that I found for Vodka just left me amazed. I didn’t know that vodka could make a very good disinfectant too. Well, that is the reason I love internet, I learn new things everyday. Here is how you can use Vodka inside your home, except for drinking.


• Vodka as a Disinfectant
All you have to do is mix 1 part vodka and 2 parts of water and when the mixture dries up the smell of the booze dries up and the mixture does a great job a cleaning glass.

• Vodka to Fight against Odors
If you have some clothes, which are stinking, then just sprinkle some vodka and keep the clothes for drying. When all the drying is done your clothes will be left smelling clean.

• Vodka as a Dish Cleaner
You can add some to your dish soap and use it while cleaning. It will help you cut grease. The same mixture can also help you remove sticky residue from the labels of the bottles, which you might need while recycling the bottle.

• Vodka for Toothache
Toothache can actually squeeze the life out of you. But, if you take a vodka shot and swish it around in your mouth, then it will help you numb the painful area and you might get some relief until you reach the dentist.

• Vodka as a Bug Repellent
All you have to do is mix one part vodka, one part apple cider vinegar and some citronella essential oil. It will give you a nice bug repellent.

• Vodka for Hair
A shot of vodka mixed in every shampoo bottle will make your shampoo more effective. It will remove old residue from your hair.

• Vodka prolongs the life of your razor
When you are done with the shaving, all you have to do is, soak your safety razor in the alcohol. This soaking will not only help disinfect the razor, but will also prevent rusting.

• Vodka as an Astringent
You can apply vodka on your face with a cotton, it will cleanse the skin and tighten the pores too.

• Vodka as a Pain Reliever
Mix half cup vodka and half cup water and pour it in a freezer bag, the result will be a refreshable ice pack for your pains.

• Vodka to relieve Fever
To do so, you will have to use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back.

• Vodka for a Sore Throat
Add a tablespoon of vodka to a glass of warm water and gargle. It will help numb the sore throat.

Sunday, May 02, 2010

World's top 10 most disgusting Drinks



World's Top 10 Most Disgusting Drinks
What drinks are not only invented the inhabitants of the planet! Alcoholic and nonalcoholic exotics can sometimes surprise, amaze and even shock the Europeans no less than the infamous Thai fried cockroaches or Paraguayan stuffed rats. Introducing the top-10 most heinous beverage world.

01 Blood snake
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It turns out, feast on the blood of love, not just vampires. Natural fresh just extracted blood snakes you will be offered on the island of Java as an exquisite treat. Incidentally, this disgusting drink and headed the rating of the most horrific of exotic dishes of the world. To impressionable tourists can dilute the blood strong alcohol. Why drink it? Locals say that such swill gives men power.


02 Kopi Luwak
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This world's most expensive type of coffee made from excrement. Indonesian animals - palm civet like to eat coffee beans. However, in their stomach so hard food is not digested, but is enriched by special enzymes. Thanks to these coffee from these beans can be a particular refined taste, so esteemed by gourmets. About where they visited the grain before you get to your kitchen, it is better not to think.


03 Cynar
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Spicy bitter-sweet smell of dirty laundry gray-green Italian liqueur tsinar able to taste only amateurs acute culinary sensations. It is prepared in very limited quantities of more than a dozen different herbs, and insists on the artichokes. If you already have ventured to try a strange cloudy liquid, then know that use it made of ice before a meal - an appetizer, and a smoked sausage of pork.


04 Wine with mice
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This is probably the most shocking souvenir, which only can be brought from South-East Asia. It is guaranteed to cause vomiting in any European. The fact is that in Korea and China, rice wine made to insist on two-, three-day mice. The tiny little corpses floating in bottles like zaspirtovannym exhibits Kunstkammer - not a sight for the faint of heart. It can last a lifetime recapture the desire for alcohol.

05 Jagermeister
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No accounting for tastes, but opinion on the German representative of the family of bitter liqueurs-beater completely opposite. Some consider it a perfect aperitif, while others remember the annoyingly-bitter taste. "Egermayster" is made from more than 50 different herbs, but the most unpleasant and unacceptable to many flavors creates licorice. In the meantime, this original liqueur was invented as a medicine for improving digestion.

06 Koumiss
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Most people are comfortable with the cow's milk, but when it comes to mare's milk, many frown. Indeed, it usually has a characteristic odor. Sour-sweet frothy fermented drink from it - mare's milk - even if devoid of this shortcoming, but also like not everyone. But kumiss koumiss discord: it can make a very strong, with the alcohol content, it will fell like a very stiff vodka, but can, however, make a light, refreshing, helps get rid of the hangover.

07 Chicha
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Latin American chicha, known since the time of the Incas - one is usually difficult for the foreigners fermented beverage. Most of this murky liquid light straw color is made from maize or cassava, but in some regions of the word call any drinks from fermenting grain or fruit. On the palate, it resembles a very concentrated apple cider, leaving a strong and many are not pleasing sour aftertaste. But do not exclude themselves not to drink Chichua never in my life! Try "chicha Morada. Purple beverage that is brewed from corn with pineapple peel, cinnamon and cloves, is not fermented, but then mixed with sugar and lemon. Maybe its taste will delight you.

08 Kvass
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"What could be better than a cold drink kvas a hot summer day!" - Many people think of us. However, foreigners are often mentioned by the drink are among the most heinous, and the Internet can be found chilling stories as "those dreadful Russian" Western man tried to drink something nasty, sour, cloudy, and even worse - to feed the flooded kvas salad, for some reason referred to as a cold soup hash.
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09 Unicum
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In addition to strings of peppers and a good wine, one of the most popular souvenir from Hungary is considered to be liquor-didzhestiv Unicum, which makes for a secret formula from more than 40 different herbs. It is sold in a beautiful round bottle of greenish glass, decorated with a golden cross on a red background. It seems that the only function of the Hungarian liqueur - a decoration of the bar, because it is impossible to drink! Of course, you can try to add it to cocktails, but even there his "medicinal" taste will be quite bright and can spoil everything.

10 Kombucha - kombucha
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Many people remember the horrible slimy Kombucha, who lived in Soviet times, the three-liter jar on the windowsill every second family. Slippery muck had to be regularly removed from the banks, washed, separated into layers, and then ring up all the friends, inviting them to take the "kids". 2-3 days ordinary tea turned into a strange sour liquid, according to several doctors, very useful. But in the West enterprising beverage manufacturers have decided to make Kombucha money and it does not hurt the fragile psyche of the inhabitants, and were let out of his drink Kombucha, poured into ordinary plastic bottles and decorated with stylish label, positioned as a necessary component of a healthy diet. Our compatriots abroad drink it and not even aware that this is still the same old acquaintance - Kombucha.

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Different Orgasms, For Different Types of Women



1. The Optimist - " Ahh ..... Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes ..... Aaahhh ..... ! "

2. The Pessimist - " Ahh ..... Oh No, Oh No, Oh No ..... Aaahhh ..... ! "

3. The Confused - " Ahh ..... Oh Yes, Oh No, Oh Yes, Oh No ..... Aaahhh ..... ! "

4. The Traveler - " Ahh ..... I'm coming, I'm coming ..... Aaahhh ..... ! "

5. The Religious - " Ahh ..... Oh God, Oh God..... Aaahhh ..... ! "

6. The Needy - " Ahh ..... More, More, More..... Aaahhh ..... ! "

7. The Beggar - " Ahh ..... Please ..... Please ..... Aaahhh ..... ! "

8. The Submariner - " Ahh ..... Ohhhh ..... Deeper ..... Go DEEPER..... Aaahhh ..... ! "

9. The Sports woman - " Ahh ..... Faster ..... Faster ..... Aaahhh ..... ! "

10. The Mimicry artist - " Ahh ..... Shhhhh ..... Hsssss ..... Shhhhh ..... Aaahhh ..... ! "

11. The Dutiful Daughter - " Ahh ..... Oooh maaaa ..... Oooh maaaa ..... Aaahhh ..... ! "

12. The Wrestler - " Ahh ..... Hold me tight ..... Rougher ..... Harder ..... Aaahhh ..... ! "

13. The Murderer - " Ahh ..... I am going to cum ..... Ahh ..... If you cum before me, I'll kill you ..... Aaahhh ..... ! "

Alcohol datas



VODKA

Vodka is least likely to give you a hangoverGood to know: Vodka is least likely to give you a hangover

Vodkais made by fermenting grains or crops such as potatoes with yeast. It's then purified and repeatedly filtered, often through charcoal, strange as it sounds, until it's as clear as possible.
CALORIES: Because vodka contains no carbohydrates or sugars, it contains only calories from ethanol (around 7 calories per gram), making it the least-fattening alcoholic beverage. So a 35ml shot of vodka would contain about 72 calories.
PROS: Vodka is the 'cleanest' alcoholic beverage because it contains hardly any 'congeners' - impurities normally formed during fermentation. These play a big part in how bad your hangover is.
Despite its high alcohol content - around 40 per cent - vodka is the least likely alcoholic drink to leave you with a hangover, said a study by the British Medical Association.
CONS: Vodka is often a factor in binge drinking deaths because it is relatively tasteless when mixed with fruit juices or other drinks.
HANGOVER SEVERITY: 3/10

WHISKY

Whisky or Scotch is distilled from fermented grains, such as barley or wheat, then aged in wooded casks.
Whisky 'madness' happens because it is commonly drunk neatWhisky 'madness': It triggers erratic and unpredictable behaviour because most people drink whisky neat
CALORIES: About 80 calories per 35ml shot.
PROS: Single malt whiskies have been found to contain high levels of ellagic acid, according to Dr Jim Swan of the Royal Society of Chemists. This powerful acid inhibits the growth of tumours caused by certain carcinogens and kills cancer cells without damaging healthy cells.
CONS: Whisky 'madness' - erratic and unpredictable behaviour - is a common problem with drinking whisky. It's caused by the way most people drink it - neat, explains Professor Jones.
His experiments show that among people drinking the same amount of ethanol, those drinking it in the form of spirits, such as whisky, had the quickest and highest peak in the blood alcohol concentration, which occurred less than an hour after drinking began.
'If you drink any alcohol on an empty stomach, it can compare with getting it intravenously'
Professor Wayne Jones


'To slow absorption down, you could take it very much diluted or along with a rich, calorie-dense ingredient such as cream, as in Baileys or Irish coffee.'
Whisky also contains lots of congeners, which tend to form during the ageing process in oak casks. A study by the BMA found that as a result, Bourbon Whiskey is twice as likely to cause a hangover as the same amount of vodka.
HANGOVER SEVERITY: 8/10

WHITE WINE
White wine is made from the fermented juice of grapes stripped of their seeds and skins.
CALORIES: Around 130 calories per 175 ml glass; slightly more in sweeter wines.
PROS: American researchers found that grape flesh contains the chemicals tyrosol and hydroxytyrosol, which help lower arteryclogging LDL cholesterol.
CONS: It's the sulphites formed naturally or added to white wine as preservatives to stop it going brown which are the most likely cause of the 'white wine hangover' many people complain of.
Sulphites also carry the risk of an allergic reaction which can worsen symptoms such as a headache, or asthma. White wines also wear away tooth enamel faster, making teeth more sensitive.
HANGOVER SEVERITY: 6/10
White wine

RED WINE

Red wine

Red wine is made from fermented grape juice - but unlike white wine, with the skin and pips included. It's then left to mature for a minimum of three years, during which pigments from the skins leech out and colour the wine red.
CALORIES: Around 120 calories in a standard glass - it's slightly lower in sugar content than white wine.
PROS: Contains more reservatrol - a plant anti- oxidant - than white wine. This helps to prevent blood clots and reduce inflammation, which is now considered to play a key role in heart disease. Also, the pips and skins used in red wines contain tyrosol and hydroxytyrosol, chemicals which help lower artery-clogging LDL cholesterol.
CONS: Red wine drinkers can get worse hangovers than beer or white wine drinkers. Because of the way it's made, red wine produces two types of alcohol - ethanol and methanol. The liver processes the ethanol part of the drink first and leaves methanol until last. 'As a result, it's likely to be floating around in the body for a lot longer than ethanol, giving you that familiar "morning after" feeling,' says Professor Jones.
HANGOVER SEVERITY: 7/10

Colour code: Red wine can cause a worse hangover than white wine because it contains methanol, a second type of alcohol that lingers in your body the next day

BEER

Rich in calories but low in alcohol, beer is the least dangerous to drinkSlow mover: Low in alcohol, beer is the least dangerous to drink
Beer is made by fermenting barley. Hops are added for flavour and yeast to make the grains ferment into sugar and alcohol.
CALORIES: It's the most calorierich alcoholic beverage - just one pint contains between 170 and 200 calories, about the same as seven chocolate fingers biscuits.
PROS: Beer is the least dangerous to drink and makes you feel you drunk the slowest.
It has the lowest alcohol content - between 3 and 6 per cent for lager, and up to 8 per cent for ale and stout.
A pint also contains more than a quarter of an adult's recommended dose of Vitamin B folate, which stops the build-up of homocysteinea chemical linked to heart attacks.
CONS: Beer is high in compounds called purines, which boost the levels of uric acid in the blood, according to a study at Massachusetts General Hospital.
This can form crystals in joints, leading to painful attacks of gout.
The 12-year study found that drinking more than two beers a day doubled the risk.
Meanwhile, research published in the International Journal of Cancer showed that one pint a day adds a 10 per cent risk of bowel cancer, while two pints a day increases the risk by 25 per cent.
HANGOVER SEVERITY: 4/10

BRANDY

Brandy is a spirit distilled from red wine. Fine brandies are aged for extra flavour in wooden casks.
Brandy is distilled from red wine and contains high amounts of impuritiesHangover hell? Brandy contains high amounts of impurities
CALORIES: Around 80 in every 35ml shot.
PROS: Because brandy is a distillation of red wine, it contains a high concentration of antioxidants which mop-up 'free radicals' which, it's claimed, can damage the body organs and tissues and lead to deadly diseases.
Australian scientists discovered that the antioxidants created during the distilling process mean that 30ml of good brandy would give the equivalent antioxidant hit of the daily recommended intake of vitamin C.
CONS: It could give you the worst headache of all, according to research at London's National Hospital for Neurology and Neurosurgery. This was closely followed by red wine, then rum, whisky and gin. Not only does brandy contain at least 40 per cent alcohol, the high quality cask-aged variety is likely to have the highest amounts of congeners, which are formed during the lengthy storage and fermentation process.
Professor Jones says: 'Brandy contains literally hundreds of different volatile compounds, which gives it the distinctive pleasant smell but also contributes to the hangover.'
HANGOVER SEVERITY: 9/10

CHAMPAGNE

ChampagneFast acting: Champagne
Champagne and sparkling wine are made in roughly the same way as wine - but then more yeast is added and it's left to ferment in the bottle a second time, producing carbon dioxide.
CALORIES: An average 175 ml glass of Champagne contains 133 calories, slightly more than a glass of white wine because syrup is added to improve taste.
PROS: The antioxidants in Champagne may help protect your brain against damage incurred during a stroke and against neurological disorders such as Parkinson's and Alzheimer's diseases, according to a team of researchers from the University of Reading. They found that high levels antioxidants, called caffeic acid and tyrosol, helped protect brain cells from damage.
CONS: The bubbles speed up the absorption of alcohol into the bloodstream. And contrary to popular belief, Champagne won't lift your spirits - alcohol affects brain receptors in the same way, whatever its source.
'Alcohol basically works in the same way in the brain receptors as Valium,' says Professor Jones. 'It depresses brain activity and relieves anxiety. You might think you're in a good mood, but it's more likely the result of alcohol causing "disinhibition", making you more talkative and exhibitionist.'
HANGOVER SEVERITY: 7/10

Drink with care,

Sunday, June 07, 2009

Why does my Body do That?

Why Does My Body Do That?
Learn the common causes behind your body’s little quirks


Whether uncomfortable, embarrassing or just plain weird, there are some pretty funky things that our bodies do. Curious about the causes of such reactions as hiccups, goose bumps and eye twitches, we spoke with Eric Plasker, DC, author of The 100 Year Lifestyle, to get the real scoop. Read on to discover the common reasons for 14 peculiar bodily functions.

Yawns

If your body is low on oxygen, your mouth opens wide and tries to suck more in. Yawning is a way to regulate the amount of carbon dioxide and oxygen in your blood. Unfortunately, yawns are nearly impossible to stifle.

Eye Twitches

Serious eye twitches can be a symptom of neurological disorders, but often there is a more mundane explanation. Common causes for eye twitches include stress, lack of sleep , extended staring or eye strain. Before you get frantic, try reducing your stress level, cutting back on caffeine and catching up on sleep.

Itches

According to Dr. Plasker, our skin most often gets itchy because of dryness associated with the environment or over-washing— water and soap can strip skin of its natural oils, thus sapping moisture. Face or body lotion should be able to keep these types of itches under control; also look for body washes and soaps labeled “moisturizing.” If you still have itchy patches, you may be experiencing an allergic reaction to a chemical, plant, food, animal or drug. See an allergist if the itching is persistent.

Hiccups

If you’ve frequently got a case of the hiccups, try slowing down when you eat and drink, suggests Dr. Plasker. Doing either too quickly causes your stomach to swell; this irritates your diaphragm, which contracts and causes hiccups. You may also get hiccups in emotional situations or if your body experiences a sudden temperature change. In both of these cases, the hiccups are a result of a glitch in your nerve pathways, which is why a sudden scare—which might shake up and reset your nerves—can sometimes end an episode.

Goose Bumps

Those tiny bumps that cover your skin when you’re cold or scared are actually a defense mechanism. Goose bumps occur when the arrector pili, a tiny muscle that connects the hair follicle with skin, contracts and makes the hair stand on end. If you had more hair—like cavemen did—the upright hair would trap air to keep you warm or make you look bushier and therefore more threatening to predators.

Sneezes

Sneezes happen when your body is trying to expel an irritant from the nasal cavity. If you have allergies, pollen or pet dander is usually to blame. If you have a cold, your body makes mucus to trap the virus, and sneezing helps force it (and the sickness) out of your body. An over-the-counter allergy or cold medicine helps suppress your reaction to allergens or reduce mucus production, which should prevent sneezing fits.

Coughs

A cough is another mechanism your body uses to get rid of irritants. There are special cells along your air passage, says Dr. Plasker, that recognize irritants and force them out. Common colds, sinus infections and pneumonia all increase your body’s mucus production, which triggers coughing. Smoking and asthma also tend to irritate the cells. To help cut down on chronic coughing, exercise regularly and practice good posture to keep your air passage open.

Charley Horses

These sudden, super-painful muscle spasms can be blamed on several things, including dehydration or electrolyte imbalances—often from strenuous exercise. After a demanding workout or an extra-long run, sip a sports drink to keep your system running smoothly. If you experience this type of cramping, walk around to help relieve the pain.

Shivers

Shivering, says Dr. Plasker, is full-body muscle twitching. When your temperature drops too low, your body shakes all over in an attempt to generate heat. The only way to cure these kind of shivers is to get your temperature back to 98.6°F.

Ear Ringing

Ear ringing, or tinnitus, can happen for two reasons. If you have fluid or an infection in your middle ear, you may hear a constant buzz. However, the more common cause is damage to the microscopic ends of your hearing nerves, which often happens when you’re exposed to loud noises. To prevent permanent damage (and preserve your hearing), wear earplugs at concerts and sporting events—or even when you mow the lawn.

Stomach Rumbles

As food, liquid and gas move through your digestive tract, your stomach muscles and intestines contract and cause rumbling noises—borborygmi is the scientific name. Everyone’s stomach makes noise during digestion, but if you have extra-loud rumbles, a teaspoon of olive oil or a cup of herbal tea with lemon may help ease them, says Dr. Plasker.

Limbs Falling Asleep

When there’s consistent pressure on part of a limb—like when you sit on your feet or rest your head on an arm—the pressure squeezes your nerve pathways and scrambles messages sent to your brain. The mixed messages make you lose feeling in the squished body part because your brain has trouble telling it what to do. To prevent a case of pins and needles, avoid sitting or lying in positions that compress your nerves.

Seeing Stars

If you stand too quickly, suffer a blow to the head or are stricken by a migraine, there’s a good chance you’ll see stars as blood surges to different parts of your body. Generally these tiny flashes of light will fade in a few seconds. If you see stars for more than a few moments, you could have a tear or tiny clot in your retina, and you should consult a physician immediately.

Ear Popping

The Eustachian tube in your inner ear is responsible for maintaining equal pressure on both sides of your eardrum. When you experience a rapid change in altitude—during takeoff in an airplane or when riding an elevator in an extra-tall building—the Eustachian tube opens to release pressure, and you hear a pop. To force the tube open (and “pop” your ears), squeeze your nostrils closed while exhaling forcefully through your nose.

Thursday, April 02, 2009

Michael Jackson to ride an elephant leading panthers and parrots

Plans for MJ's upcoming London residency have been powerfully noted with just one sentence: Michael Jackson is to ride an elephant on stage.

If all goes according to plan, Jackson's run of 50 (!) shows at London's 02 Arena beginning in July may well be the greatest event in the history of the the universe.

UK paper The Daily Mirror has printed an article detailing some of the singer's plans. (Bear in mind that this is the same paper that printed a story on saying the Stone Roses were reforming. Which was bullshit). The Mirror quotes a source who may or may not be someone yelling out of a taxi outside the pub, but we don't care. It's tremendous.

A source told Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper: "He hopes to make it the most spectacular show ever. For the jungle section, he wants to ride out on an African elephant with panthers led on gold chains. Parrots and other birds will fly behind him. If it goes to plan it will look incredible."

What is easily missed in the above description - aside from Michael riding an African elephant leading panthers on golden chains as parrots swarm around him obediently shepherding their great king damaged captor - is that this is a "section" of the show. The "jungle section".

"As well as dozens of animals, Michael also wants to hire 100 Masai warriors for the 50-date extravaganza."

Someone, somewhere right now is in the troubled employ of the touched singer, facing a War Room wall of schematics, diagrams, colour swatches and chinagraph marks. Like a Magic Eye poster that never reveals, said employee is desperately trying to calculate a seemingly impossible outcome; how to green light the Jungle Section? While he tearfully brushes aside a table of palm fronds, giant cooking pots and plastic piranhas, another lackey trundles down the hallway outside taping laminated signs to the endless row of doors: 'Science Fiction Section'. 'Ancient Pyramid Section'. 'Personal Economic Recovery Plan Section'. 'Sodomised by Flotilla of Apes Section'.

I have to see this. Fifty shows?! This, friends, is the perfect storm. One where the fading king of a once unstoppable popular culture collides with a world flushed with new modernity and hemorrhaging funds. There will never be anything like this again in the history of humankind.

For good reason