2009 Contract

2009 Contract

After serious & cautious consideration . . .

Your contract of friendship

has been renewed for the New Year 2009!

It was a very hard decision to make

SO TRY NOT TO SCREW IT UP!!!

My Wish for You in 2009 ...

May peace break into your house and

may thieves come to steal your debts.

May love stick to your face like Vaseline

and may laughter assault your lips!

May your clothes smell of success

like smoking tires

and may happiness slap you

across the face

and may your tears be that of joy.

May the problems you had

forget your home address!

In simple words ...

May 2009 be the

BEST year of your life!!!

Women's real desire : Afterplay

Forget foreplay, it's what comes after sex that matters most to women.
A survey of more than 5,600 women in Japan shows almost half (49 per cent) want a longer continuation of intimate interactions with their partner after sex.
This compares to 44 per cent who said they wanted longer foreplay and the 38 per cent of women who said they wanted longer actual intercourse.
The survey also quizzed the women on how open they were with their partner about sex, and 38.8 per cent said they had never discussed their favourite sex practises with their partner.
"Women consider longer foreplay and after play to be more important," the study, published in The Journal of Sexual Medicine, concludes.
"Suggesting women would benefit by being more forthright in expressing their sexual desires to their partners."
More than 30 per cent of the women also rated their partners performance in bed as either "very selfish" (6.9 per cent), or "selfish" (25.5 per cent).
The survey results were released at the European and International Societies for Sexual Medicine, which is underway in Brussels

Actor slahses throat in knife prop drama

An actor has almost died after slashing his throat on stage with a real knife instead of a blunt prop knife.
Actor Daniel Hoevels collapsed at Vienna's Burgtheater in Austria with blood pouring from his neck, and the audience even started applauding the spectacular special effects, London's Telegraph said.
It was only when the 30-year-old failed to get up to take a bow that they realised something was wrong, it said.
Hoevels's character was to commit suicide in the drama, a scene that was to be acted out with a blunt stage weapon.
But he'd been given a real blade instead, the Telegraph said.
Police were investigating the incident as a possible murder attempt, and would not rule out the possibility a jealous rival may have switched the blades.
Police were told the knife was bought at a local store, and were investigating whether props staff forgot to blunt the blade for the performance of Friedrich Schiller's play Mary Stuart, about Mary Queen of Scots, the Telegraph said.
"The knife even still had the price tag on it," a police investigator said.
The actor had emergency treatment at a local hospital.
"If Hoevels had hit an artery or cut only slightly deeper, he would have died on stage," a doctor said.
Remarkably, Hoevels returned to the stage the next night with a bandage around his neck.